有個大學生零用錢用光了,日子難過,想向老爸要錢,又不好意思明講,於是他寫了一封流傳千古的家書:
$eptember $ixth, 2000
Dear Mom and Dad,
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome a$ $oon a$ po$$ible. Thank$.
Be$t wi$hes,
Your $on, $am
有道是”虎父無犬子”,反之亦然:虎子無犬父,父母的回函更是技高一籌
Dear Sam,
NOthing much is happening here. NObody is sick. We have NOthing else to tell you. Please write aNOther letter soon. Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad